jolyn dislikes long profiles, they reveal too much, and where's the enigma in that? apart from that, jolyn is also an ugly monster, and if you have something against ugly people, then well, too bad.

jolyn adores music, androgynous boys, shark(boy)s, pink spiders, robots, black and red, the word 'awesome', musicians, and referring to herself as the third person, a trait she picked up from uncle goh.



(in no particular order)

ryan; yiling; elsia; cherie; tharsh; evelynwong; see ler1; see ler2; jumalia; kimberly; denise; dalila; weiping; nurul; shaun; kelvin; jessica; candice; grace; shyaza; chekseen; amirah; jaan; jedidah; nadzirah; juliana; aqilah; charlton; qixuan; aqila; xinyi; sili; samantha; melissa; jolene; nadia; nurul; suetfar; armeeza; joanna; melissa; sakinah; peishi; gurvin; wuyi; yingying; jennifer; dionne; peiwen; zakkiyah; azrina; estee; fiona; germaine; jiaqi; shirlynn; jacqueline; joshua; qianyun;

grouphug; ryan; postsecret; kennysia; xiaxue; levan; translation; dictionary; edison; youtube;

untold prophesy
lingyu
deborah
khairiah
cheryl
alvin

foto decadent ; moargh ; bias-ED.

iPod [video], sharkb0izx 101, scene hair, a lot of clothes, tongue, navel and lip piercings, shopping spree, a million billion trillion gazillion dollars, effective weight loss, accessories, skinnies, BILL!, a lot of moshing, 69 hours in a day, more gigs! ask me and i'll tell you

OKAY TODAY, I HAVE GOT SOME REALLY GOOD MAKE UP TIPS FOR ALL OF YOU. LIKE, TOTALLY.

firstly don't stick your mascara wand up your nose, just come out full of nose shit and then you will have really obvious nose hair protruding out (even though that is really kinda sexy in a caveman way ). yes, that is tip number one. WHAT, YOU DON'T GET IT? ok the moral of the mucus coated mascara wand is this: get a smaller mascara wand, if you can find it. and also, remember to clear your nose. like blow it, dig it, whatever.

secondly, don't put powder on your lips. you look like a noob on crack. like you can't snort it up your nose properly. and also, wtf, are you going to eat powder? retarded. yah, and i'm sure no one wants to kiss a girl (or a boy) with white lips.

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OI JUST BECAUSE POLICE LAST TIME WEAR SHORT PANTS, WE NOW ALSO MUST WEAR SHORT PANTS IS IT?

JUST BECAUSE LAST TIME PEOPLE USE STRAW UMBRELLA, WE NOW ALSO MUST USE STRAW UMBRELLA HAH?

JUST BECAUSE LAST TIME PEOPLE SLEEP ON PORCELAIN PILLOW, NOW WE ALSO MUST MEH?

- quoted from lingyu

k, enough make up tips.

now we move on to HAIR.

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if you have really long hair that reach your ass, you probably can't wash it everyday. one suggestion is that you shave it off, or have worms growing in your hair.

if you want to take pictures of yourself in different angles, and same posE, i suggest you get your fringe to obey first.

if you have no hair, HAHAHAHAHAHA, get a fucking wig.

dreadlocks are SO yesterday. shave them off or frigging burn them.

if you have a high forehead, keep a longer fringe. don't think that cos you're covering PART of your forehead, nobody knows you have high forehead.

AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHAVE YOUR PITS.

k enough of hair tips.

now we move on to clothings.

firstly, dont wear overalls. what are you? A FARMER?

hello kitty is really for kids under 7. HELL NO, my kiddy sis doesnt even wear hello kitty, so stop going 'omg hello kitty kawaii nehh, miie lurrbex.'

please don't reveal your underwear. we don't really want to catch a glimpse of that BARBIE underpants that has since grown tattered and torn [HOLEY KE-MOLEY]

leopard prints only belong on models. zebra prints too. the truth is every look works on them, but not on you.

animal fur is really gross. forget about that mink fur coat or that fox fur bag, or that crocodile skin bag. if you have a fetish for fur, get faux.

if your underwear/shorts peek out from under your bottoms, woah cool LIKE BOXERS YAH HOMIE

pyjamas are hot.

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haha, i was just joking about the tips. (actually this is just a parody of someone's blog post. psssst, ask me if you want to know)

YAH WHATEVER I AM LAME. i was bored k. i spent like 3 hours watching death note anime and i'm going back to them.

OMG WTF DONT KILL ME, I WAS JUST JOKING.