jolyn dislikes long profiles, they reveal too much, and where's the enigma in that? apart from that, jolyn is also an ugly monster, and if you have something against ugly people, then well, too bad.

jolyn adores music, androgynous boys, shark(boy)s, pink spiders, robots, black and red, the word 'awesome', musicians, and referring to herself as the third person, a trait she picked up from uncle goh.



(in no particular order)

ryan; yiling; elsia; cherie; tharsh; evelynwong; see ler1; see ler2; jumalia; kimberly; denise; dalila; weiping; nurul; shaun; kelvin; jessica; candice; grace; shyaza; chekseen; amirah; jaan; jedidah; nadzirah; juliana; aqilah; charlton; qixuan; aqila; xinyi; sili; samantha; melissa; jolene; nadia; nurul; suetfar; armeeza; joanna; melissa; sakinah; peishi; gurvin; wuyi; yingying; jennifer; dionne; peiwen; zakkiyah; azrina; estee; fiona; germaine; jiaqi; shirlynn; jacqueline; joshua; qianyun;

grouphug; ryan; postsecret; kennysia; xiaxue; levan; translation; dictionary; edison; youtube;

untold prophesy
lingyu
deborah
khairiah
cheryl
alvin

foto decadent ; moargh ; bias-ED.

iPod [video], sharkb0izx 101, scene hair, a lot of clothes, tongue, navel and lip piercings, shopping spree, a million billion trillion gazillion dollars, effective weight loss, accessories, skinnies, BILL!, a lot of moshing, 69 hours in a day, more gigs! ask me and i'll tell you

reasons why i do not like GYL:

1) she thinks she's sucha good poet. example? her nick. and other random scraps of paper she can get her grubby little hands on. "___ling# ♥ -xdeadlydesires. hunnybunny, sugar candy. ___u make me fly, feeling so high. baby, ure so divine.#" just because hunny rhymes with bunny, girl, that doesn't make you the next eminem.

2) she thinks she's all gothic. so what if you like black? my grandma likes black too. does that make you any more punk than her? dumbo, don't be poseur la. "omg, [insert colour] not nice. BLACK nicest!" so ironic, her friendster profile is white and pink and purple with flowers and whatsoever. it has the word I-AM-CHAO-AHLIAN stamped all over it, puh lease. punk? LOL LOL, LET ME LAUGH.

3) she also thinks avril is the ultimate punk princess and she strives to have a kick ass attitude (which can only translate, for gyl, A SUCKY ATTITUDE. a i-don't-care-about-anything-except-my-own-ass attitude) which means she acts paikia, doesn't tuck in shirts, rolls her eyes inappropriately. and uses dumb phrases la, "whatever", but pronounces it 'wuddd-evas larrhs.'did i mention she likes to add 's' to words?

4)SHE LIKES CYNDI WANG. the biggest act cute in this planet! in the solar system! in the entire universe! this is a big enough reason why we should loathe gyl.

5) sHe TyYpEs LykK ThIsHh, Enn TyNkkS ItZx CoOliO WoRhhS. can you decipher it? it's a secret coded messageonly ahlians/bengs ynderstand. is it even considered english?

6) she hates people for no apparent reason, for example: 'i don't like halimatul cos she so WHAT'. what is what? what what?

7) she likes to act ___. add in adverb please. act cute. act chio. act dao.

8) she is so blardyyyiie vaiiiin. she has a mirror and a comb, and whips it out during lessons to admire her 'prettiiie' reflection. she claims she's just checking her ear to make sure her earring is there/ her nose is not filled with shit or whatever, but in actual fact, she's just being narcisstic. gross, can.

9) she folds her skirt so many times, and when people ask her why she folds it, "OMG, I NEVER OKAY." then we give her a doubtful look, she goes, "okay la, only once. my skirt very loose mah." go eat crap. your leg not nice also. think you supermodel! PUI.

10) she's trying to hard to fit in. lol, so subtle until nobody can stand it. she pretends she's really cool and tells me stories about how she have JIES AND MEIS in other schools who want to whack people up. hahaha, hoot you? CHUP YOU? GO DYE YOUR HAIR SOMEMORE, AHLIANS.

11) she is zi lian.

12) she badmouths people to me. HYPOCRITICAL. i do not disguise the fact that i do not really like gyl. gyl is okay, you know. -_-" sometimes

13) she caused the rift between ying2 and me to widen and gape so much, i think i can fit the pacific ocean bewteen us.

14) she's the one who adds all the ahlians, and when we confront her, she goes "people add me one, i cannot reject, right?" lol, don't lie. all those dua pai one got time to add you? i mean, they're probably too busy dying their hair green/pink/purple or getting tattoos or taking neoprints to click the little 'add friend' button there.

15)SHE IS DESPO. omg. "ii lurbbexx thhiishh guyy worhhs, he frmm maii churcchh larrhs, miie fatherr damnn stoooopiidd, go enn putt miie withh hiim, thenn iii liike hiim lorrhs. hurhurss. so qiiao ritte. thenn he wenn tuu actt ddao, so ii oso dao hiim larhhs." and a week later, "ii channge tarrgett allreadiie. hiis name damnn niice lars, ii dunnchh wanna tell euu, laterr euu tell peoplle. boos, ii haiite euu larrhs."

reason why i should like GYL:

1) um. MIND BLANK. can't think

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lol, i do not despise GYL. i do not dislike her. i think she's okay once she stops acting.

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no guitar lessons today, and i was thinking about yesterday. OMG. the lion dance person went to pinch my cheek during the performance la. DAMN scary. i thought it was the sec 4 ziyan. but it's not. i forgot who. :( and the person gave me angpao. lol, inside got the kinda chocolate coin with wrappers la.

SHE PINCHED MY CHEEK. OMGOMGOMGOMG. i was washing my face, washing washing washing.

um, happy advanced CNY. :)

why don't i have the courage?
maybe if i liked you a little less, i would be happier a lot more.