jolyn dislikes long profiles, they reveal too much, and where's the enigma in that? apart from that, jolyn is also an ugly monster, and if you have something against ugly people, then well, too bad.

jolyn adores music, androgynous boys, shark(boy)s, pink spiders, robots, black and red, the word 'awesome', musicians, and referring to herself as the third person, a trait she picked up from uncle goh.



(in no particular order)

ryan; yiling; elsia; cherie; tharsh; evelynwong; see ler1; see ler2; jumalia; kimberly; denise; dalila; weiping; nurul; shaun; kelvin; jessica; candice; grace; shyaza; chekseen; amirah; jaan; jedidah; nadzirah; juliana; aqilah; charlton; qixuan; aqila; xinyi; sili; samantha; melissa; jolene; nadia; nurul; suetfar; armeeza; joanna; melissa; sakinah; peishi; gurvin; wuyi; yingying; jennifer; dionne; peiwen; zakkiyah; azrina; estee; fiona; germaine; jiaqi; shirlynn; jacqueline; joshua; qianyun;

grouphug; ryan; postsecret; kennysia; xiaxue; levan; translation; dictionary; edison; youtube;

untold prophesy
lingyu
deborah
khairiah
cheryl
alvin

foto decadent ; moargh ; bias-ED.

iPod [video], sharkb0izx 101, scene hair, a lot of clothes, tongue, navel and lip piercings, shopping spree, a million billion trillion gazillion dollars, effective weight loss, accessories, skinnies, BILL!, a lot of moshing, 69 hours in a day, more gigs! ask me and i'll tell you

dedicated to the biggest dick in the history.


this seriously sucks. don't ever try to console someone who's so upset, okay? look where it got me. you can go fuck off, you know, BASTARD?

cos i was just trying to help. if i'd known better, i would just ask you to jump off the building, but my conscience wouldn't let me. hey, be glad. I HAVE A CONSCIENCE. if i were suicidal, i wouldn't yell at the person who's trying to help me.

you can go stuff your stupid problems and yourself into that gigantic asshole of yours. oh, sorry. you're too far up to do anything. i hope you enjoy your view there. man, people like you can go eat shit. what did i do wrong? i'm not the one who wants to dump you am i? if i were that girl, i WOULD drop you in a second. what the fuck is wrong with you la.

stupid spoilt brat. go home and cry and suck your mother's teh teh la.

ugh. it's just puppy love la. you think you're gonna cry over her for a few years? man, if you are, you're just a fucked up poseur. you're not even into rock or anything, even if you say you are. ACT EMO LA. stupid, at least i don't go around telling people "i'm a slipknot fan, i listen to green day, and i always love korn. i love rock, metal" eewww. you go eat shit, can?

go listen to your backstreet boys and all the cheesy songs you can think of. OMG, how about britney spears' i'm not a girl, not yet a woman? why don't you sing "i'm just a dick, almost a bastard" to yourself? stupid horny wank, go stim in front of the mirror la.

asswipe. so what if you're a year older than me? you can go eat your shit, and smell it too. i'm sure you think your shit smells better than others.

your girlfriends are all ugly, because you can't find anyone better than them. the rest wouldn't want to know you. c'mon, you say you're into blink, green and slipknot. haha, why am i so fucking sure you don't even know the words to the songs?

you brag about your *bands*. are you even sure you can play the guitar, you all mighty dick? do you care about anything other than your fucked up appearance? and attracting all the hot girls? *excuse me, he doesn't attract anything except WHORES AND SLUTS* you're rich la, so what? think you're so big?

man, you make me so fucking sick, i feel like slapping you awake and tell you to stop being such a hypocrite. everyone can see through your facade. go fuck yourself and admire your LONG willy in front of your bedroom mirror la.

and stay there. don't come out of the bedroom. cos honestly no one can stand you.

fuck you, dawg. i'm never gonna help you again.

THIS IS MY TWO CENTS WORTH ON THAT SKANKY ASSWIPE WHO'S A HUGE DICK AND FLIRT AND TRIES TO HIT ON ANYTHING WITH A VAGINA. YOU ARE SUCH A NINCOMPOOP, GO LEARN YOUR HOW TO MAKE LOVE WITH YOUR HAND LA, SINCE YOU CAN'T MAKE LOVE WITH ANYTHING ELSE. YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING SICK.

fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU.

now fuck off, go make love with your hand. stim stim stim all day, and one day your cock just gets tired and stops ejaculating for you. :) no more satisfaction! LOOK AT PORN, AND SEE BOOBS ALSO NO EFFECT LA.

i don't mean the part about it not ejaculating anymore. later you cry, i don't mean you're impotent la. i just mean you...are...impotent.

but i'm sure i don't mean any of it ;)