Friday, June 17 // 8:36 pm
reasons why i hate guys:
(this applies to most guys)
1) they're insensitive, and they don't understand why girls feel the way they do.
2) they don't understand PMS, and get all huffy on us when we are moody.
3) their heads can really swell, and they get very egoistic sometimes.
4) they think they're gods, and we women should worship them.
5) they break promises they promised to keep.
6) they're shallow, and only drool over pretty girls.
7) they expect the best from us, and when we expect the best from them, they get angry and say we're too demanding.
8) they complain about their life, and how being a man is tough (NS, keep the boss happy, feed the family, etc etc) when being a woman is so much tougher (career, family, child, giving birth, how to keep both their bosses AND husbands happy)
9) they don't listen to women cos they think they're everything. women are more sensible and grounded.
10) they are lazy and unhygenic. how many of you clean the piss when your aiming is way out?!
11) they snore. LOUDLY.
12) most drug traffickers are men. see! SEE! they break laws.
13) most loan sharks are men. SEE!
14) generally, most criminals are men.
15) men can't live without women. without women, men would not be able to continue the blood line. no women = no babies = no future.
16) men are rapists.
17) in the drama serials, men makes girl pregnant and refuse to shoulder any responsibility. in real life, it does happen. leaves the poor girl in the lurch.
18) they're heartbreakers. they initiate the break ups/divorces.
19) men are likely to commit adultery. (women are too, but less chance. and when the men has an affair, the wife decides to have one too. blame it on the men, please! and men ruin happy families.)
20) THEY'RE SHALLOW. stare and drool.
21) obsessed with boobs and butt.
22) they think about sex. MOST OF THE TIME.
23) look...most online predators are men preying on young teenage girls.
24) they pollute the air by smoking.
25) they insist on saving face. their priide is so important, it's more than their wife and kids.
26) THEY LIE. they say they love you, but they don't,
27) they're scheming, they will do anything to get into your pants.
28) they drop their pants - MANY TIMES.
29) they look superbly ugly in speedos. GOD. when do they understand that swimming trunks does not equals hot?
30) they have B.O.
31) they laugh at others and defend themselves by saying it's all a joke, teasing.
32) they're immature.
33) they pout, sulk, and throw tantrums.
34) they think it's ok to look at other girls and flirt with them, but when you just LOOK, they sulk and insist you're cheating on them.
35) they make you do everything, but take the credit for it.
36) they laugh at you and when you retaliate, they get all hurt and said they were just joking.
37) why do guys tease girls they like?
38) they are reluctant to make the first move.
39) they are good if they can play an instrument, but it's not cool to treat girls like an instrument.
40) they don't understand the fragility of a girls' heart.
41) they are so obsessed with games, and when you call them while they're playing game, an example is: girl: do you like me? boy: HELL NO! girl: WHAT?! boy: shit! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. FUCK! I LOST. DAMN IT. THAT BLOODY SHIT. HE SQUASHED ME LIKE A BUG! girl: "...." boy: i'm sorry...what were you saying? girl: i was saying (stops abruptly cos the boy didn't pay attention, he was playing his game).
42) they eat likes pigs, and theythink its cool to burp and fart.
43) they insist their way is correct, and your way isn't. when you're right, they would say 'i knew it! i was just joking about that....'
44) they think they know everything.
45) they can find a new girlfriend in 2 days, and when you find one in a month, they say you're a flirt and change boys like clothes.
46) they won't take 'no' for an answer. "if you love me you would do it with me!"
47) they're thick, and you have to spell things out for them or else,you could smack them right in the head and they wouldn't know.
48) they're too subtle.
UGH. so many reasons why i should turn lesbian. but i still like guys better. i don't know why! GUYS. you can never figure them out.
girls do not always mean wha they say. for example.
boy: do you like me?
girl: ermmm. maybe (equals yes)
boy: do you want to go out with me?
girl: well....i'm not free nowadays (YES, OF COURSE I DO WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU, YOU DUMBASS. she just doesn't want to seem too eager.)
boy: ok. cool. tell me when you're free.
[waits for the girl to call]
boy: why didn't you call?
girl: oh...i forgot. i was too busy. sorry! [i just wanted to see if you're really THAT sincere, and if you really want to go out with me. if you want, you would call and ask. if you don't, well...]
boy: i see...so wanna get together this weekend?
girl: sure. (she's screaming with joy inside).
[online conversation]
boy: hi.
girl: hi (ecstatic that he finally talks to her)
boy: are you ignoring me?
girl: no, i'm not. (girls don't talk to guys first. they want to see if the guy really likes them. and it's called playing hard to get.)
boy: oh...
girl: yup. (desperately wishes he would ask her out)
boy: oh welll....gotta go.
girl: oh okay. byebye. (sad,, and insecure. oh no. he doesn't like me!)
girls ignore guys when they need them the most.
remember that. they do that to see if you really really like her.
well. crapped a lot. it look me ages to type this!
jolyn dislikes long profiles, they reveal too much, and where's the enigma in that?
apart from that, jolyn is also an ugly monster, and if you have something against ugly people, then well, too bad.