jolyn dislikes long profiles, they reveal too much, and where's the enigma in that? apart from that, jolyn is also an ugly monster, and if you have something against ugly people, then well, too bad.

jolyn adores music, androgynous boys, shark(boy)s, pink spiders, robots, black and red, the word 'awesome', musicians, and referring to herself as the third person, a trait she picked up from uncle goh.



(in no particular order)

ryan; yiling; elsia; cherie; tharsh; evelynwong; see ler1; see ler2; jumalia; kimberly; denise; dalila; weiping; nurul; shaun; kelvin; jessica; candice; grace; shyaza; chekseen; amirah; jaan; jedidah; nadzirah; juliana; aqilah; charlton; qixuan; aqila; xinyi; sili; samantha; melissa; jolene; nadia; nurul; suetfar; armeeza; joanna; melissa; sakinah; peishi; gurvin; wuyi; yingying; jennifer; dionne; peiwen; zakkiyah; azrina; estee; fiona; germaine; jiaqi; shirlynn; jacqueline; joshua; qianyun;

grouphug; ryan; postsecret; kennysia; xiaxue; levan; translation; dictionary; edison; youtube;

untold prophesy
lingyu
deborah
khairiah
cheryl
alvin

foto decadent ; moargh ; bias-ED.

iPod [video], sharkb0izx 101, scene hair, a lot of clothes, tongue, navel and lip piercings, shopping spree, a million billion trillion gazillion dollars, effective weight loss, accessories, skinnies, BILL!, a lot of moshing, 69 hours in a day, more gigs! ask me and i'll tell you

okay. i'm fucking pissed off now. i spent, like, a long time writing that fucking long entry, only to get it eaten up. FUCK. anyways. i shall complain my ass of that fucking pig, yiling. sorry to have all these fucking expletives bombarding my fucking post. but i can't fucking get over the fucking fact that my fucking long entry got eaten up because of some fucked up glitch! *phew* shall stop saying fuck. i got embarassed so many freaking times today. i went into the boys' toilet! and no, i didn't see any naked boys peeing, ying! what were you thinking?! i went into the toilet because...well. i wanted to wash my shoe. all thanks to that fucked up pig, yiling. she went stomping around in the mud like some pig despite us telling her not to. "aiya! don't care la!" oh okay. so it's ok to you that my shoe AND legs get covered with filth? no wonder we hate you. so inconsiderate. she's BLIND, isn't she?! purposely step on the dirt. she tagged along with shyni, jess and me. "jolyn, are you running?" yiling throws me a doe-eyed, i-think-i'm-so-cute look. "yah..i am running. but not with you, duh." shyni says i'm so mean to yiling. c'mon. how can i NOT be mean to someone who backstabs? and that yiling is so god damn annoying. how many times did she exclaim, "jolyn, jess, shyni! [insert number here] minutes left only! quick! let's run!" err. now. talk about annoying. she shouts that every 2-3 seconds. then she starts sprinting, which makes her look like a horse, except she's not fast and she's not cute like a horse. then she stops, and acts like she's so kind to actually wait for us, the 'slow pokes'. whatever. then she starts waving her arms like mad and tell us "hurry! [insert number here] minutes left only! QUICK!" then she sprints. stops. sprints. stops. what's the use? then in the process, she gets so near to me, she manages to stomp her big feet all over the ground and let the mud and filth fly around us. she reminds me of an elephant. except she's not as cute. hello. look at her. she looks like a mushroom. ya. and did you know? she likes this guy, kuan git. she also likes xinxin. she's a bisexual, i suppose. she keeps talking about kuan git. and kuan git keeps talking about yiling and peipei. eww. that git actually thinks he has a chance with peishi! EEEW. can i say that again? EWWWW. that sickening 'two faced bitch' (as said by hali), complained about us to that GIT. said we abandoned her, and she got lost and a loada crap. yadda yadda yadda. whatever. she keeps badmouthing people. we didn't ANY OF THAT SORT. ask rach. she'll say , 'yiling didn't confirm with us!' that sickening girl even dialled the wrong number! she called my dad's phone, despite me sending so many messages informing them that i changed number! dotz. sickening.let's not talk about her. it makes me nauseous. kuan git the git just asked me to ask yiling if she fancies him. like, HELL YEAH. how many times did she smugly say 'kuan git says i'm pretty! kuan git says i'm funny! kuan git says i'm sexyyyy!' errr. eww. now that git is asking for my picture. what the hell?! what pisses me off is people asking for my pic. please la. be more considerate. i hate these type of people. and also people who ask me do i enjoy sex, or whether i would fuck them for no money. what do they take me for, a slut?! i ain't that cheap! i hate people asking for my picture, i repeat that. it always makes me think...oh. they're asking for my pic to see whether they should remain friends with me or not. what?! a picture speaks a thousand words, but whatever! what you see may not be what you get! what? the picture may show my cup size, or whether i have extra fat or ugliness, but it doesn't show what i an inside. who knows? i might be an unpolished diamond? okay. wait. that's a wrong metaphor. unpolished diamond is someone who HAS beauty, but the person does not know how to...ok nevermind. like a hidden talent or something. anyways. my weight fluctates, i have ugly hair. i am ugly. and not to say, FAT. guys do not like ugly girls. neither do they like fat girls. in fact, a survey once said guys only look at a girl's weight. no wonder. have you been on the streets? all i see is half-starved anorexic stricken girls. still. i can't help WANTING to be like them. at least i'm wanted if i'm like THEM. i envy guys. i always felt lucky when i was young, that i'm a girl. no NS. nope. but the minute i got my period, i started dreading the beginning of every month. i hated it. why are girls stuck with the baby-making process? sperm from a guy and then TADA. a baby. and also. why do guys have high metabolic rates? they can eat crap, and not even gain anything! girls? they LOOK at food and tada. fat. instantly. i hate it! BAH. wells. shall stop crapping. x))